1)      Bellow lung lady

  1. From: Horse Lung nebula, planet MaXVol, decibel quadrant of the known universe
  2. Super evil power: a pair of horse lungs that can cross 130dB easily when she is belittling someone on the phone

2)      Question MAN

  1. From: Spectrum of the unknown, Britannica nebula, Planet Duh!
  2. Super evil power: a insatiable appetite for doubts and required clarifications. Mostly from the planet – financialot

3)      The wizard of delegation

  1. From: you-do-it star system, came to earth as an attachment on asteroid Outlox
  2. Super evil power: same as an Outlook auto forward rule. Forwards all requests and delegates instantly

4)      The Animator

  1. From: Planet ShinyObject, animate-on-click star system.
  2. Super evil power: Animating all presentation to levels that would put Walt Disney to shame.

5)     Chief  Wannabe Bossman

  1. From:  From the tribe of the Aggressors, located on the outer fringes of the corporate dust clouds around the midlife crisis quasar!
  2. Super evil power: Trying to boss everyone around despite not being their boss.
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